YOU'RE FUCKING BORING. I'M FUCKING BORING.

I have waited three hours for you to say, 'oh I'm at dad's having dinner, I told you that. I'll leave in an hour.' When in actual fact you did not say anything about having dinner at your fathers.
Whilst waiting in those three hours, I have never experienced such boredom in my life - ever and you're to blame.
I don't even want you to come over any more.