Written in my journal on the 6th of Oct
"On the plane - things to cheer me up. Seeing a middle aged lady who is quite possibly a former heroin addict sit in between two large people. On ethat has breasts that large that they could knock somebody out cold. The other, I'm pretty sure he consumes a 21 piece bucket of chicken for an appetizer before he even scoffs down his dinner. A tacky, typical situation I must say. Forcing a faint smile upon my face followed by the slighest chuckle. This is QANTAS flight 815, from Canberra to Melbourne ladies and gentlemen. Embrace the derranged."